• October 31st, 2012
It's our favorite time of the year!
SAM HAIN! All hallow's eve! Tonight: Haunted houses (including the shitty 8th grade catholic school church basement variety) Forbidden movies! We have scary stories and creepy audio (yes! Both!) A cryptic message from Tony's dad. Silent (but deadly) films. Nosferatu! Lon Chaney! An in-depth look at the "the Unknown"! And the horrors of awful french vampire comedy!
This episode features; "La Llorona" read by Lori Gomez. She's all over the interwebs including ccthinks.blogspot.com Music: "Moya" by godspeed you! Black emperor "The Mewlips" by JRR Tolkein. music: "maximum black" by Bohren and der club of gore
• August 3rd, 2012
The Crew is BACK in the basement! We are joined by Miss Clover and James St.James.
Today we talk about HAIR!
Frozen FroYo! Fat fashion!
Old Gobotron! Dark days in Globtotter history!
Prell! "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific"!
Beauty advice for Jesus according to James.
Crispy Bangs! Doodlebops!
Barbershop curse! Pizza Scissors!
Ghost hunting douchebags!
How ghosts get a haircut!...Clover won't shut up about friggin ghosts!
Black Girl's hair! Secrets of the Mohicans!
A bunch of crap!
• April 5th, 2012
NOTE: while this is the first episode of our second season, we make some references to it being our second show. That's because we recorded them in that order, but we wanted to start off with a show that featured Li'l Pete in light of the current events. So sue us!!
We talk about the “next show” as if it already happened. Why you should wash your library books. Miss clover once did a tribute to Whitney Houston in the Bitchiest way possible! We get topical and try to talk about “The Walking Dead”. Special effects = a journey through the ages. Old school special effects vs. the new stuff! And MORE about zombies! How boobs were first put in movies! Nickelodeons (real ones)! We discuss the “theatre”…we…think. We nail a performance art piece. When we come back from break we have a NEW SEGMENT! The Mental illness show down where Dr. Eric plays head shrinker. We take Jewel back to the subway and guffaws all around!
• February 19th, 2012
We start by describing Pete's drinking problems. Which includes a problem getting the bottle open.Pete starts by being drunk and pretty much stays that way! And he makes an announcement...sorta.This is your chance to actually hear somebody hitting rock bottom! And his "friends" are there to "support" him! Our topic is...fast food? (We were surprised too). Farts! Pete announces that Tony "don't know shit about shit aboout shit!"! Statsitics! A 25 cent forearm full of beans! We come back from break and Tony and Pete are continuing a very easily settled music argument (Tony is right)! Tony is a sinner because he goes madonna's! Eric puts Pete in his place with one of his famous "two word put in placers"More statsitics! Tony is a fatass! How to have a great st.louis wedding! Around the 48 minute mark Pete's level of obnoxiousness reaches critical! Lethal weapon slash fiction! Coniption shits! Show and smell! Pete is reduced to just random shouts and non sequiters. An A Capella version of a very, VERY popular Pink Floyd song!
And Pete Showers us with compliments!
• January 21st, 2012
Welcome back to the Basement Lightcast! Today we are going to talk about TECHNOLOGY! What's so technological about it? Also.. Energy drinks! Pete is the ubermunchin'! The nerd totem pole! JFK on a jetpack! Old age in the technology age! Why doesn't Tony K get excited about technology? A plea to our jewish listeners! Petes BBS love! A funny sketch: "the bureau of love" And THE BOTTOM FIVE of technology! A bigger blacker car alarm! Spontaneous boobies! Uncle tony has a word for the youngsters! Talking about computer ethics! The future of the future! Screamers!! And reverse screamers? Petes irresponsible earth day mission!
• December 15th, 2011
Welcome back everyone! Today the guys are joined by their new friend James St.James for a laugh-a-half-minute show! We start out with a revealing interview to get acquainted with our new cast member. We then get into our topic today of pets! But first!.. An incident at denny's! Man's cute and fluffy best friends! Trying to pick up chicks with a puppy! Running! Pete tells us about his trip to L.A where everything is fake! Billy Joel is rich! The end us near! Tony's son gets a birthday present that promotes domestic abuse?..! And the Premier of our "Bottom 5" segment featuring the worst types of Pet owners! All this and much MUCH more!!
• December 9th, 2011
To start things off Tony and Pete have bones to pick with each other and they break the record for calling Assholes "assholes"! Jobs! Pleasure bots! Car cracks! Acts of god....zilla! Eric gets all earthquakie! How tony "gives" to disaster relief! The horrible truth about Lent! Tony must have had some 'preach cobbler' before the show cuz he's talking all kinds of bullshit! Petes secret subject: nudie pictures! The singing chef! Is Vinyl better? Fake drugs! Pete talks about some book and shit. Robo-tripping! If you like slow paced pseudo-intellectual conversations, then buckle your fucking seat belts! The second half has some of that!
• November 26th, 2011
The guys are joined by lil' Pete in the studio today, who just got through black history month, for a HI-larious episode.
The flight or flight response! Stoner humor! And two sad stoners stop by to harsh our mellow! Pete wants to be French! Mom lied about cooking! Then we get into Charity! Tony K plans the most awesome funeral in the history of death! MommyBabies! Pete is jealous of an app as we play a high stakes game of Akinator! Bums with golden voices! Going whiteface! The lost planets! Eric learns not to try to get educational! The Rube Goldberg break-up device! Two words: Columbus-Columbo! Medieval men! A bizarre vegetarian scebnario! Then we vegetize everything!