Hey folks, just checking in and letting you know that we still exist and are still dedicated to getting some stuff out on the web. Life's been hectic for a while now, but we are getting back on track. To help you along with the wait, here's a little snippet of what's to come. Here we have a voice over artist coming out of retirement to do some movie trailers, except it seems that some things have changed since he's been away...
It's our favorite time of the year!
SAM HAIN! All hallow's eve! Tonight: Haunted houses (including the shitty 8th grade catholic school church basement variety) Forbidden movies! We have scary stories and creepy audio (yes! Both!) A cryptic message from Tony's dad. Silent (but deadly) films. Nosferatu! Lon Chaney! An in-depth look at the "the Unknown"! And the horrors of awful french vampire comedy!
This episode features; "La Llorona" read by Lori Gomez. She's all over the interwebs including ccthinks.blogspot.com Music: "Moya" by godspeed you! Black emperor "The Mewlips" by JRR Tolkein. music: "maximum black" by Bohren and der club of gore
The Crew is BACK in the basement! We are joined by Miss Clover and James St.James.
Today we talk about HAIR! Also; Frozen FroYo! Fat fashion! Old Gobotron! Dark days in Globtotter history! Prell! "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific"! Beauty advice for Jesus according to James. Crispy Bangs! Doodlebops! Barbershop curse! Pizza Scissors! Hair Force! Ghost hunting douchebags! How ghosts get a haircut!...Clover won't shut up about friggin ghosts! Black Girl's hair! Secrets of the Mohicans! A bunch of crap! Aunt Cathies!
NOTE: while this is the first episode of our second season, we make some references to it being our second show. That's because we recorded them in that order, but we wanted to start off with a show that featured Li'l Pete in light of the current events. So sue us!!
We talk about the “next show” as if it already happened. Why you should wash your library books. Miss clover once did a tribute to Whitney Houston in the Bitchiest way possible! We get topical and try to talk about “The Walking Dead”. Special effects = a journey through the ages. Old school special effects vs. the new stuff! And MORE about zombies! How boobs were first put in movies! Nickelodeons (real ones)! We discuss the “theatre”…we…think. We nail a performance art piece. When we come back from break we have a NEW SEGMENT! The Mental illness show down where Dr. Eric plays head shrinker. We take Jewel back to the subway and guffaws all around!
We start by describing Pete's drinking problems. Which includes a problem getting the bottle open.Pete starts by being drunk and pretty much stays that way! And he makes an announcement...sorta.This is your chance to actually hear somebody hitting rock bottom! And his "friends" are there to "support" him! Our topic is...fast food? (We were surprised too). Farts! Pete announces that Tony "don't know shit about shit aboout shit!"! Statsitics! A 25 cent forearm full of beans! We come back from break and Tony and Pete are continuing a very easily settled music argument (Tony is right)! Tony is a sinner because he goes madonna's! Eric puts Pete in his place with one of his famous "two word put in placers"More statsitics! Tony is a fatass! How to have a great st.louis wedding! Around the 48 minute mark Pete's level of obnoxiousness reaches critical! Lethal weapon slash fiction! Coniption shits! Show and smell! Pete is reduced to just random shouts and non sequiters. An A Capella version of a very, VERY popular Pink Floyd song!
And Pete Showers us with compliments!
Welcome back to the Basement Lightcast! Today we are going to talk about TECHNOLOGY! What's so technological about it? Also.. Energy drinks! Pete is the ubermunchin'! The nerd totem pole! JFK on a jetpack! Old age in the technology age! Why doesn't Tony K get excited about technology? A plea to our jewish listeners! Petes BBS love! A funny sketch: "the bureau of love" And THE BOTTOM FIVE of technology! A bigger blacker car alarm! Spontaneous boobies! Uncle tony has a word for the youngsters! Talking about computer ethics! The future of the future! Screamers!! And reverse screamers? Petes irresponsible earth day mission!
Welcome back! The holidays are over so we are offering a scaled-back version of the Basement light cast this time. Its just Tony K and Eric VonEric this time carrying the whole show by their lonesomes. We talk about Vitamins today here and there. Cereal science! Tony gets self-conscious about the show! We discuss vitamins and nutritions as if we know a buttload of crap about it! Going to the zoo! Driving THROUGH the zoo! In a car! The amish health system! The science of calling in sick! GUM! Infanticide! Rock the vote! A story about going to the damn park! Choking dog force-fields! Dick growing pills! Snake oils! We throw together a bottom 5 about people that annoy us (mostly) at work! BEEP BEEP
Join us for our first annual christmas extravaganza! Featuring the original story; "Garison Keilor Saves Christmas"! And the not-original "Junkie's Christmas". The guys are joined by new podcastmate Ms.Clover! Pete stresses over which prince sang in disney movies! We unearth 'The little mermaid' the untold versiom! Ms.Clover comes up with something more vulgar than the 3 of us together could in the last ten episodes! Early spam technology! Joyous and depressing christmas memories! Toys! We give love to our 'numerous' listeners but Clover demands specificity! Mom and Dad! Tony's parents make a cameo! Pete's dad is snuffelupagus as memory lane intersects sesame street! We talk about pot! Douchebag mating calls! Eric was never a barber! Pete's lame problems result in the lamest blues song ever! And we have a christmas "sing-a-wrong"!
Welcome back everyone! Today the guys are joined by their new friend James St.James for a laugh-a-half-minute show! We start out with a revealing interview to get acquainted with our new cast member. We then get into our topic today of pets! But first!.. An incident at denny's! Man's cute and fluffy best friends! Trying to pick up chicks with a puppy! Running! Pete tells us about his trip to L.A where everything is fake! Billy Joel is rich! The end us near! Tony's son gets a birthday present that promotes domestic abuse?..! And the Premier of our "Bottom 5" segment featuring the worst types of Pet owners! All this and much MUCH more!!
To start things off Tony and Pete have bones to pick with each other and they break the record for calling Assholes "assholes"! Jobs! Pleasure bots! Car cracks! Acts of god....zilla! Eric gets all earthquakie! How tony "gives" to disaster relief! The horrible truth about Lent! Tony must have had some 'preach cobbler' before the show cuz he's talking all kinds of bullshit! Petes secret subject: nudie pictures! The singing chef! Is Vinyl better? Fake drugs! Pete talks about some book and shit. Robo-tripping! If you like slow paced pseudo-intellectual conversations, then buckle your fucking seat belts! The second half has some of that!
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